About

El Beano Abridged

Player Killer & Griefer

It is a matter of fact that in online sandbox games, someone must play the bad guy.

  • Creation: Summer 1998
  • Website: www.joojoo.ninja
  • Discord: Mr Joo Joo Bean#7643
  • City: Moonglow, Brittania
  • Age: Unknown
  • Guild: Ratter Day Saints
  • Affilitation: mSt, GoD
  • Email: elbeano@joojoo.ninja

Within these hallowed pages, you will find the story of the infamous Mr Joo Joo Bean, Legendary Thief. Easily the most talented brigand to ever grace the shores of Brittania or Avadon. El Beano, or "Joo Joo" generally enjoys lifting valuable items from trammies packs, player killing, and generally being an entertaining nuisance. From the Great Lakes of Sosaria, to the FUD fields of the crypto world, one thing is for sure, Joo Joo always gets the upper hand.

Victims

Bag's Snooped

Hours Of Research

Nodes

Skills

STEALING 100%
GRIEFING 90%
HOARDING 75%
LOOTING 80%
TROLLING 90%
PLAYER KILLING 55%

Interests

Crypto

Video Games

Player Killing

Viral Engineering

Drugs

House Looting

Gardening

Shit Talking

Pirating

Dumpster Diving

Basketball

Ghost Hunting

Testimonials

All of my steals are organic, I don't do scams like Joo Joo.

Gilded Goblin (LordVoltron)

Salty Bitch

Joo Joo is Ultima Online's Shawn Michaels.

tech

PvM Gawd

Joo Joo is a fat pudgy four eyed gangster irl.

The Monarch

Liberal Cry Baby

I'm seeing Joo Joo in a new light.. he may actually be a contender..

AreYouKidden

Real Cool.. Cat

Joo Joo uses cracked apps lol, wonder if he also uses EasyUO and other stupid shit.

Arch Lich Oro

Horrible Technical Support

History

A Story To Be Told

The Early Years

Humble beginnings

Summer 1998

Atlantic, OSI Production Shard

Anyone remember the Microsoft Gaming Zone? I sure as hell do, it was basically a matchmaker that was WAAAAY ahead of its time. It was web based, which thinking about it now is really mind blowing. You could find lobies for games like Jedi Knight II and Age of Empires. At any rate, they used to run ad's, and I stared at ads for this game called Ultima Online for what seemed like months. Finally one day a 14 year old me is in the mall and I convince my mother to purchase UO. I take it home, install it on my Pentium II, and fire up the launcher. After I'm sure 6+ hours of patching and downloading, a chest appears, opens, and I am greeted by a midi track that will forever be entrenched in the recesses of my mind. I make my first character, name him Sir FreezA *rolls eyes* and wander around Vesper for a few hours until I meet someone who was kind enough to show me the ropes. Even as a complete noob, scrolling through the skills gump, I found the "stealing" skill and tried to steal static items locked down on the counters of the shop keepers. However it wasn't until I moved on from Atlantic until I would find my true calling as a thief.

A legend is born

1999 - 2000

Great Lakes, OSI Production Shard

Lag has always been a problem in games. However these kids these days will never know the pain of playing on a 33.6k dial-up modem. When I hear kids complain about lag in lobbies I just laugh and shake my head. Anyway, around this time UO was becoming very popular, seeing huge influx in populations. And while I was in the central time-zone, I was playing a server located on the east coast. So I did what was needed and sorted the server list by ping and ended up picking Great Lakes as my new home. I did not start as I had before, by selecting a warrior, no this time I started with a custom tempalte, 50 resist, 50 stealing. Named my new character Mr Joo Joo Bean, and selected Moonglow as my starting city. I knew from the very start that this shard was different. Atlantic has always been known for its PvP scene, its rich history and events, Great Lakes on the other hand, well, its always been known for the obscene amount of fuckery and the dickheads that populated it. I was very happy to call this place home. I managed to get a gate from Paupa to Delucia, where I hired a paladin NPC and GM'd my tactics, fencing, and snooping. Killed some skeletons at the local graveyard and saved up for a packhorse so I could start training in the dark arts, honing my craft of light handed pack carousing.

A chance encounter

Summer 2000

Great Lakes, OSI Production Shard

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Free Shard Era

IPY 1, 2 and 3

2001, 2002, 2012

In Por Ylem, Free Shard

An Corp & Others

2012 - 2015

Various Free Shards

Outlands

2020 - 2021

UO Outlands, Free Shard

Notable Steals/Heists

Thoughts

My Mind Your Eyes

Crypto

Block Chain, Baby

  • All
  • Coin
  • Node
  • NFT

App 1

App

Web 3

Web

App 2

App

Card 2

Card

Web 2

Web

App 3

App

Card 1

Card

Card 3

Card

Web 1

Web

Contact

Holla At Me

My Address

Moonglow, Brittania, South Gate

Social Profiles

Email Me

elbeano@joojoo.ninja

Discord ID

Mr Joo Joo Bean#7643

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